Pearl necklace for christmas?
I asked my flatmate the other day, what he was giving me for christmas, he replied a pearl necklace and a golden shower. I dont know how to tell him I dont like pearls and the shower we have is just fine, I hope he hasnt spent a lot of money i’ll feel so guilty. What should i do, just take it, smile and say thankyou?
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hahahahahahahahahaha, tell him u dont want either. u wont like those gifts , seriously best thing on Y! Answers ever 
Well I dont think that he means a real pearl necklace because theres 2 types. Theres one which is a real pearl necklace and then theres a pearl necklace which isnt so nice to wear. Havent you see sex in the city when sam gets a pearl necklace. Tell him you dont want one because it sounds to me that its the second one.
A golden shower is when a guy takes a pee all over a girl.And a pearl necklace is when a guy takes his penis,puts it between ur boobs,and starts moving it up and down between them. Finally when he cums it goes all over your neck.
I thought it was going to be something like this.
I just looked up the word ‘naive’ in the dictionary and found your picture.
Unless this a joke, in which case: Hafuckingha!
You lucky lucky girl! A pearl necklace is one of the most treasured gifts a girl could wish for, make sure its natural pearl rather than cultured as they lose colour quicker enjoy.
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